What happens when baby carrots grow up?
So I’m sitting at my desk. Just surfing the web and designing the hipster jew annual report. I reach down for a baby carrot to dip into my overly lemony hummus when my…
Okay, Who Put the Sugar in Grandma Hellen’s Tea?
Helen, Helen Helen, this is how we get fired. I know what this is really about. You’re still upset about this whole “Hummus War.” I’m guessing by your age and the fact that…
Israel loses world record in only sport they are reasonable at
I’m kinda of upset by this bullshit. It’s just another Israel/Arab rivalry and I’m tired of it. Mainly because there are worldly proportions and consequences hanging in the balance. What am I talking…
