Scientific Enlightenment and Reason Lead to the Holocaust
Oh look, another crazy person saying crazy things about the Holocaust that have no actual basis or fact and are just being used to promote hatred. Let’s add this to the list of…
An Open Letter to the Biebs
Justin. Dear, Sweet lil Justin. Come into my office. You need a life lesson and Hipster Jew has got the words ready and waiting for your sweet ass. Biebs, as with everything, there…
Watch Something on HBO Without Indiscriminate and Excessive Nudity/Sex
If you don’t have HBO, it’s time to get it. Not only are you missing out on the ability to watch Game of Thrones as it airs instead of illegally watching it later,…
Dance some Disco, Holocaust Survivors!
Your Bubbie may be dancing disco, and you don’t even know it. The 1970s are back. And even though your Bubbie may have been 40 years old and raising your mom or dad,…
Better than Old Jews Telling Jokes
There is not many things that are more beautiful than three Holocaust survivors sitting together at a Thanksgiving table and singing a song about good will and happiness. Not even Ryan Gosling with…
Holocaust-Surviving Israelis love to smoke Cannabis
If you were friends with these Israeli chicks, they’d totally supply you. Israel is a weird amalgamation of a country. They can be super conservative when it comes to Arabs, Palestinians, Ethiopians, and…
Are Israelis ruining the fun of tattoos?
Tattoos are supposed to be cool.* They’re supposed to be a form of rebellion. As a Jew it’s twice as true, because Rabbis used to lie and say you couldn’t get buried in…
Miss Holocaust Survivor
When you have a group of horribly tortured old ladies, what’s the best way to boost their moral? I honestly don’t know considering I’m not a GILF hunter, but in Israel they decided…
Horror Trailer Picking on Indie Kids: “Hipster Holocaust”
Rejoice, hipsters: you’re a solid enough demographic to qualify for your own slasher flick! They’re not just for murdering teenagers and astronauts anymore. Two dudes got enough funding on Kickstarter to make a…
Dear Hipsterjew, Holocaust Denial Turns Me on
Dear Hipster Jew, My girlfriend doesn’t believe in the Holocaust. Is it wrong that this turns me on? -Neurotic and Confused Dear Neurotic and Confused, I’m not surprised. In fact, I…
05/23/2013 Fuzzbuster — People don't really hate the Jews. They generally hate something about themselves and like to pretend that they hate...
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...