Dear Hipsterjew, Holocaust Denial Turns Me on
Dear Hipster Jew, My girlfriend doesn’t believe in the Holocaust. Is it wrong that this turns me on? -Neurotic and Confused Dear Neurotic and Confused, I’m not surprised. In fact, I…
Urban Outfitters Selling Sheriff Holocaust Jew shirt
Urban Outfitters has this shirt on their site. It looks a little like its mocking the Holocaust. But it also looks like a sheriff’s star. If it’s mocking Jews in the Holocaust, I…
Madame Tussauds’ Anne Frank is kinda cute
Get it off me! Get it off me! Actually, for a nice Jewish girl, wax Anne Frank looks kinda cute. Maybe it’s the lack of sleep talking, but I’d hit that. I…
Caption Contest
“It was then that Robert realized this WASN’T the Guinness World Record for the longest Congo Line.”
Ukraine loves their offensive, stereotypical ‘Jew-themed’ coffeeshops
“In the same street, even whose name is reminiscent of the time when the neighborhood was populated by Jews, you find a coffeehouse, Pid zolotoyu rozoyu (Under the Golden Rosa — or Rose),…
Mangum Alert (Tales from Ireland)
I have a very big problem. And when I say big, I mean that this is probably the most momentous and important decision of my life. Jeff “God” Mangum will be playing a…
Anti-Semite Alert: Israeli Religious Fanatics Compare Israel to Nazi Germany
If this doesn’t prove that assholes come in many shapes and sizes, that you can have anti-Semitic Jews, then I don’t know what will prove it. As a new PR agent looking to…
I know what I’m getting my mom for Mother’s Day: Nazi medals!
My mom has 4 to 5 children. And as far as the salesman is concerned, this isn’t real Nazi paraphernalia. Just WWII German flair. Fuckin’ flair. It truly is a beautiful piece of…
When Facebook micro-advertises
Who do I blame for stereotyping me; Facebook or Pepsi? Either way, I’m not voting for another fucking holocaust museum. Those things are so depressing. And tolerance museums are over-rated. Why can’t Pepsi…
Should the Israeli orchestra play Wagner?
It turns out that the Israeli ochestra will be playing Wagner live in Germany. Does this offend your Jewish sensibilities? Should you care? The heads of the ensemble decided not to even rehearse…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
