Caption Contest
“It was then that Robert realized this WASN’T the Guinness World Record for the longest Congo Line.”
Ukraine loves their offensive, stereotypical ‘Jew-themed’ coffeeshops
“In the same street, even whose name is reminiscent of the time when the neighborhood was populated by Jews, you find a coffeehouse, Pid zolotoyu rozoyu (Under the Golden Rosa — or Rose),…
Mangum Alert (Tales from Ireland)
I have a very big problem. And when I say big, I mean that this is probably the most momentous and important decision of my life. Jeff “God” Mangum will be playing a…
Anti-Semite Alert: Israeli Religious Fanatics Compare Israel to Nazi Germany
If this doesn’t prove that assholes come in many shapes and sizes, that you can have anti-Semitic Jews, then I don’t know what will prove it. As a new PR agent looking to…
I know what I’m getting my mom for Mother’s Day: Nazi medals!
My mom has 4 to 5 children. And as far as the salesman is concerned, this isn’t real Nazi paraphernalia. Just WWII German flair. Fuckin’ flair. It truly is a beautiful piece of…
When Facebook micro-advertises
Who do I blame for stereotyping me; Facebook or Pepsi? Either way, I’m not voting for another fucking holocaust museum. Those things are so depressing. And tolerance museums are over-rated. Why can’t Pepsi…
Should the Israeli orchestra play Wagner?
It turns out that the Israeli ochestra will be playing Wagner live in Germany. Does this offend your Jewish sensibilities? Should you care? The heads of the ensemble decided not to even rehearse…
Jewish org refers to Israel’s ’67 borders as “Auschwitz Borders”
This morning, Obama made a huge speech on Israel-Palestine. Blah blah blah blah. We’ve heard the same story 100 times, so no need to get into it. What’s always great are the reactions…
How many Rabbis does it take to screw Glenn Beck
While checking on my many stocks in the Wall Street Journal this morning, I happened to come across an ad for the sanctioning of Mr. Glenn Beck. Apparently Glenn Beck has been talking…
