Justin. Dear, Sweet lil Justin.
Come into my office. You need a life lesson and Hipster Jew has got the words ready and waiting for your sweet ass.
Biebs, as with everything, there are appropriate times to get your “swag on” and also inappropriate times. An example of an appropriate time to swag would be when attending or performing in a concert or when trying to show off at your (middle school) reunion. An example of an inappropriate time would be in an interrogation room at ISIS Headquarters or AT THE ANNE FRANK HOUSE.
Yep. Justin Bieber had a private tour of the Anne Frank House and all the world got from it was some pictures of him swagging it up and his guestbook statement:
“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
Why are you wearing sunglasses IN THE ANNE FRANK HOUSE, Justin Bieber?
Who do you think you are?
How did you go to such a devastating place full of missed opportunities and tragedy, and decide that it’s the place to capitalize on your status as a tween heartthrob? Children died, Justin Bieber. Little girls never got a chance to be fans of whatever mildly attractive boy was famous at the time because they were in hiding, or worse.
Anne Frank is no longer just a 13-year-old girl. She is a historical figure that represents a horror that should never occur again. Show some respect.
Hipster Jew’s Feline Liaison
PS: Stop owning monkeys. Monkeys are wild animals and shouldn’t be domesticated. Grow up.