Puppets Explain the Hipster Evolution
It begins with cavemen, like all things begin. Then Socrates took up the helm. Then, somehow thousands of years went by before beatniks came about in the 1950s to take up the Hipster…
Taking it back
You heard it here first. I am officially taking the Lord of The Rings from the nerds and giving it back to the hipsters. After all, the The Trilogy was published in 1954-1955,…
Hipster Haters are going to hate
Everyday people hate on hipsters. Sometimes they have good reason to hate. Hipsters can be pretentious, rude, douche-shnozzes, etc. We get that. But we also have heard all the stereotypes, all the jokes…
The Moral Dilemmas of Being a Hipster
I was jerking off furiously surfing craigslist when I stumbled across an advertisement seeking hipsters to play a role in a production of 21 Jump Street. Isn’t it selling out to be paid…
18 reasons you shouldn’t date a hipster jew
1. They smoke all my weed and then never call me when they buy a dime of mids 2. Pap-smear has a whole different meaning to HJs. 3. They’ll spend sex-sessions schooling you…
My Annual Visit to NYC: Hipster’s Mecca
I go to New York to solve the mystery of — OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL
PBR Needs to Make Breakfast Beer
What is a hipster to drink in the morning? OJ is cliche. Coffee is too ambitious. Bloody Marys by the gallon cause great ennui. Breakfast beer is the only solution. PBR, brewers of…
Louisiana: More than Poverty, Illiteracy and Gonorrhea
Living in Louisiana affords me the opportunity to give my out-of-state friends exotic gifts. Periodically venturing “abroad” (if you lived here you’d understand, take that Minnesota), I’ve gifted friends trinkets ranging from alligator…
Watch this Hipster Try Way Too Hard
The girl with pink hair in this video is definitely trying too hard. I call shenanigans on her not knowing who the Beatles are, especially since she starts off by saying she hates…
Hipster Men, Your Dad is Way Cooler than You.
When my dad was in college, he was really active in student life. He worked in his parents store and dated my mom. He didn’t do drugs, or drink, or act rude to…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
