Happy Birthday Hipster Jew!!!
In honor of our terrible twos birthday, I got a second nose piercing. Let’s make this bitch last 20. (As Im sure you can tell this is the slowest news day ever. Someone…
Why haven’t you gotten drunk and bought a HJ T-Shirt yet?
Do I have to spell this out for you? The easiest way to meet a Jewish Hipster is to wear one of our shirts. The easiest way to meet Hipsters is to wear…
tits
We ran out of shirts. Do you still want one? I don’t want to order more if you’re going to bitch out on me.
Shirt Ideas
From comments you guys sent me, I designed three ideas. I know you guys don’t like white shirts so give me color pallet ideas in the comment section. We also understand that if…
T-Shirt Sale!
Do you get sick just thinking about matzoh? Did you starve yourself and lose 10 lbs? You should totally pick up one of the last Small and X-Small shirts. The only shirts I…
Internet Insults
An intelligible insult on the internet is rarer than a Hipster Jew t-shirt. This bothers me. To fix this, I have created the all-purpose, generic insult. The Intro and Brilliant Insults “1″ and…
Guide to Jewish Boys in New York
Send in your questions to info@hipsterjew.com about Dating, Sex, and that rash on your upper thigh and I will give you idiots advice. If you want to be anonymous, send them to our…
Where’s Hipsterjew?
Follow us on twitter @hipsterjew /Fan us on facebook //Friend us on facebook ///Subscribe to our RSS feed ////Buy our shirt! /////Harass us on ichat @ hipsterjew //////Ask us questions on Formspring.me ///////See…
Do you know any Jews playing SXSW?
If so, that automatically makes them a hipster! And if you know, you should tell us. Because we are trying to compile a list of hipster jews performing in this year’s SXSW. Which…
Chicky Needs a More Masculine Presence
A few days ago Heeb magazine called Chicky a girl. They apologized and all, but it got me thinking. By the way, here’s a picture for proof (and for those of you for…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
