Happy 3rd birthday to Hipster Jew!
3 years ago The Duckman and Chicky started this blog. We’ve gained some Hebros and Shebros to our irreverent cause. We’ve watched Jewish parody videos die. Seen the rebirth of Hipsters and blogged…
Happy Birthday Hipster Jew!!!
In honor of our terrible twos birthday, I got a second nose piercing. Let’s make this bitch last 20. (As Im sure you can tell this is the slowest news day ever. Someone…
Why haven’t you gotten drunk and bought a HJ T-Shirt yet?
Do I have to spell this out for you? The easiest way to meet a Jewish Hipster is to wear one of our shirts. The easiest way to meet Hipsters is to wear…
tits
We ran out of shirts. Do you still want one? I don’t want to order more if you’re going to bitch out on me.
Shirt Ideas
From comments you guys sent me, I designed three ideas. I know you guys don’t like white shirts so give me color pallet ideas in the comment section. We also understand that if…
T-Shirt Sale!
Do you get sick just thinking about matzoh? Did you starve yourself and lose 10 lbs? You should totally pick up one of the last Small and X-Small shirts. The only shirts I…
Internet Insults
An intelligible insult on the internet is rarer than a Hipster Jew t-shirt. This bothers me. To fix this, I have created the all-purpose, generic insult. The Intro and Brilliant Insults “1″ and…
Guide to Jewish Boys in New York
Send in your questions to info@hipsterjew.com about Dating, Sex, and that rash on your upper thigh and I will give you idiots advice. The Nice Jewish Boy Breeding Grounds: Cedahurst,Long Island Where to…
Where’s Hipsterjew?
Follow us on twitter @hipsterjew /Fan us on facebook //Friend us on facebook ///Subscribe to our RSS feed ////Buy our shirt! /////Harass us on ichat @ hipsterjew //////Ask us questions on Formspring.me ///////See…
Do you know any Jews playing SXSW?
If so, that automatically makes them a hipster! And if you know, you should tell us. Because we are trying to compile a list of hipster jews performing in this year’s SXSW. Which…
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