Mark Zuckerberg pisses off Moshiach, innocent 11th grade girls in Chabad school pay the price.
As reported by FailedMessiah, An all-girls Chabad high school has apparently told some 11th grade students that they have to delete their facebook accounts AND pay a 100 dollar fine, or be expelled. My…
Do We Want Our Jewish Youth to be Bros?
All young Jews dream of being famous sports stars. From inception, Jewish babies are regaled with stories of the Jewish greats, like Sandy Koufax, Hank Greenberg, etc. But the fact remains that most…
Should musicians be ‘getting the band back together’?
Did you hear the latest news? No, not that the Pixies are still touring. That’s old news. But that they want to record a new album together. After 20 excruciating, inhospitable years. I…
I once made IronyonRye a Star Wars Yarmulka
Are you jealous? Are you? Because you should be. Imagine a 14 year old Chicky, a fresh faced freshman on his way to public school. He has only 2 friends in the whole…
Science proves my theory: College students are dumb
Having been in college for nearly 4 years, I’ve come to appreciate a few neat things. 1) Buying alcohol for myself 2) The countless opportunities to obtain STDs 3) Education. But having been…
Anthony Weiner (Jew-NY) was a sexy young Jewish man
Wow. Wow. There are reasons why this man will always control the House Floor. Those glorious locks of love….they make any Jewish girl woozy. That’s not just an opinion, that is science-backed fact….
La Quinta Teens Use Facebook To “Beat the Jew”
The Associated Press reported (over a week after other sites ran the story, although, to be fair, I hadn’t heard of it until the AP ran it) that seven seniors at La Quinta…
Prom Sucks
We at Hipster Jew hate social events of all kinds – and prom is no exception. (Our dance moves are awkward, our clothing too cool for school.) We have all heard about the…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
