U.S. Presidents and their attempts to be Jewish
Great men from all over the world try to be us; hip, cool, and Jewish. Most of them fail at it miserably. So here we have a collection of U.S. Presidents doing Jewish…
Word of the Week: Hanukkah Bowl
Noun: Hanukkah Bowl Definition: When you pack a bowl with your last bit of nug, and it lasts much longer than you could expect. Ex: Jonah was stressing out about his final, and…
SUPRISE! Jews can be mentioned in rap songs!!!
So, like. I’m not cool enough to listen to rap. Its a sad but true fact. But I have a housemate who is cool enough to listen to rap. And he found this…
Wanna make out with a HipsterJew? Come to Heebonism this Sat Night in NYC.
Heebonism is part of the week long Sephardic Music Festival. Find us. We’ll be modelling the new HJ shirts. HEEBONISM featuring Diwon and guests December 24th @10:30pm We have just added a slew of…
Jewish Comedian on Conan says same thing about Xmas vs Hanukkah, but says it much more eloquently
Literally couldn’t have said it better myself. If only I was a real stand up comedian like this dude. Either way, can we, as the entire Jewish people, agree on just one thing?…
Hanukkah Photo Contest
Send in your crappy, crafty, offensive, or makeshift Hanukkah photos to win one of three prizes that I’m keeping a secret for now. email us the photos (info at hipsterjew dot com) tweet…
EXCLUSIVE: SEXXXY PHOTOS OF THE DUCKMAN WEARING NEW HJ TEE
Look at these photos. The Duckman had a Hipster orgy last night. Why? So that you could truly appreciate how amazing these new t-shirts are. If this isn’t the best Hannukah present that…
Why every Jew secretely wishes they celebrated Xmas
Hipster Tree: Jay-Z Star at the top + G.I. Joe action figure from childhood nostalgia Can we all take away our religious morality for a second? The guilt that acts as a defensive…
It’s a Hanukkah Miracle! Matisyahu has seen the light of reason!
When Matisyahu cut off his beard I was like ‘big whoop, wanna fight about it?’ I wasn’t convinced it meant anything, nor did I really care. But if the Daily Beast has taught…
Skymall’s Confused About Holiday Traditions
Now you can buy a Star of David to put on top of your Christmas tree for only $19.99! You can’t make this shit up!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
