How do you spell that holiday last week?
Hannuksdfasdgfa is over! Yay! or… BOO. Whatever. I dont really care. All I know is that it’s a time where people want to feel more jewish. Which is why we had our best…
Major League Dreidel Exists for Some Reason
So yeah, there’s a league for professional dreidel players. They play games of dreidel for money you see…so its a real sport now. It even has a website, so you know shit is…

The greatest Hanukkah rap video you will ever see
If only those scrawny baby/vanilla-faces could throw down the rap like these dudes. I have never wanted to be more black in my life. Consider this video a new annual hipsterjew tradition.
Do you go to the Wall Street Journal for your Hipster Jew news?
While checking out my stock quotes, bond estimates, and mortgage liquidification in the Wall Street Journal, I happened to stumble upon their culture blog. Yes, the WSJ culture blog, spunkfully called “Speakeasy” OOOO…
For those who enjoy terrible Jewish holiday parodies of popular songs
Autotune is officially dead. I don’t want to be a dick about this, but the Jews, specifically these Jews, just killed it. Worse than Jesus. God, if I had a dime for every…
Florida Panthers Know Their (Old, Jewish) Demo
So the Florida panthers are having a huge Hanukkah Celebration which includes a giant menorah, a nice spread Kosher eats and, best of all, a free yarmulke. Now that is one sweet kippah,…






