As the US postal service slowly dies, it is totally retro and hip now.
Via NYTimes: “Our situation is extremely serious,” the postmaster general, (a worthless position used to extort blowjobs and coke cash) Patrick R. Donahoe, said in an interview. “If Congress doesn’t act, we will…
America’s Boehner Part II
Last week I wrote about the debt crisis and implored all my ones of readers to contact their congressmen and women to urge them to reach a compromise. As a good G-d fearing,…
Weinergate, Craigslist sex stories, banging house maids, tits tits tits
It’s about time we start addressing our government officials as the hot pieces of meat that they are. We treat them like media whores. Time to treat them like actual whores. TAKE IT…
Hookah is scaring our parents silly
SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! Hookah is be smoked. By teenagers and college students. And while they think that hookah is safe because it is ‘ethnic’ and ‘foreign’, it is actually worse…
Are microbreweries becoming ‘passe’?
Of course we love microbrews. When we aren’t guzzling PBR or ‘Gansett, we will buy a classy 6-pack or two. But what happens when the MAN actually likes microbreweries? Is it no longer…
Free art with your ciggs!
Ciggs are almost getting to the point where you might as well roll up a $20, light it up and enjoy. The government enjoys taxing the sin out of us hipsters. And of…
The man is trying to tell you what to smoke and when
Have you seen the recent commercials for e-cigarettes? You know, the ones where you can smoke inside because they are not real? From what I understand, you pay like 50 bucks to get…
