Lost in the Black Void of Sorrow and Pain
I google creep on everyone. My mom, that kid in my french class, people with whom I”m considering procreation, professors, prize horses…the usual suspects. I mean, whats the point of making small talk…
The #1 reason you should use Google+
You know that when your parents and grandparents are using Facebook, it’s time to find a new social networking site. But what else is there? Friendster is no longer in the networking business….
Fuck Google, I want this kid to work for me
Dear Mr Matthew Epstein, Google is neat. They are a large corporation which will most likely take over the world. Everyone wants to be on the winning side, I get that. It sounds…
Dear Facebook ads, you make me want to convert to Google+ism
I was on this vestigial social networking device (I don’t know if you remember it) and right up next to the navy blue masthead and a creative, sexy, and awe-inspiring status from yours…
Google Hates Neal Patrick Harris!!! (Yellow Journalism?)
I’ve had some problems with the Google in the past. And not just problems like I can’t do anything else because I’m too busy looking up ways to say rude statements in different…
My mom called tech support for once
We have all gotten that phone call “How do I forward an e-mail?” “How do I change my facebook photo?” “Where can I find ‘the google’?” I’m glad my mother started using tech…
Google ponders "when can you use the 'Jew' word?"
The age old question has posed itself on Google recently. When can someone be called a ‘Jew’? This leads to several other questions: Is it insulting if it is used in the right…
Jewgle – Google for Jews
Have you ever been using Google to search for something and thought to yourself ‘man, I wish there was a more Jewish version of Google to search on’? Neither have I, but a…
The Quest For The Jewish Videogame
Up until last year, I was quite the videogamer. I’m not embarrassed to admit it. I used to belong to a Call of Duty clan. I’m actually a little proud of that, in…
Debunking Google Search 3: Jews don't eat babies, silly goose
So this is a little embarrassing, but everything on this list seems pretty true. Jews love to eat non-Kosher food. The pig, shellfish, lobstah. Breaking dietary restrictions is what Jews do best. And…
