8 things I never want to see in 2K13
Every year since Hipster Jew started, I made up a list of things I didn’t want to see in the new year (2011) (2012) Often time, whatever I ask to stop becomes bigger…
Zuckerberg Hates Facebook Privacy Settings
Oh, how the mighty tables have turned. Randi Zuckerberg, older sister of Mark Zuckerberg, was sitting at home with her family, when Mark decided to show everyone his penis using the new Facebook…
Cool. Now People Know How Lame I Am.
Well this makes me uncomfortable. We all have some embarrassments in our lives. Guilty secrets if you will. Or maybe we just really thought something was cool in high school and then got…
Mark Zuckerberg pisses off Moshiach, innocent 11th grade girls in Chabad school pay the price.
As reported by FailedMessiah, An all-girls Chabad high school has apparently told some 11th grade students that they have to delete their facebook accounts AND pay a 100 dollar fine, or be expelled. My…
Best Facebook Movie Ad Ever
Why is it the best ever? Because it tells me everything I need to know about the movie: Guy Pearce is in it. There’s a photo of Guy Pearce He saves the President’s…
Facebook needs a new like button
ehyyyyy Everyone talks about a facebook *dislike* button. Or even a facebook *love* button. Possibly custom buttons too. In my opinion, there is only one button missing. And that’s the Fonz like button.
Viral Texting
Above you’ll see today’s Rex Morgan, M.D. If you’re not familiar with the strip, it’s one of the longer running comic strips, having begun its life in 1948 as a sort of Funnies…
The #1 reason you should use Google+
You know that when your parents and grandparents are using Facebook, it’s time to find a new social networking site. But what else is there? Friendster is no longer in the networking business….
Remember, remember, the fifth of November.
Fellow HJ’s! The time to act is now. There is an evil group out there trying to destroy my one and only love. And I don’t think our love is pathetic at all….
When Facebook micro-advertises
Who do I blame for stereotyping me; Facebook or Pepsi? Either way, I’m not voting for another fucking holocaust museum. Those things are so depressing. And tolerance museums are over-rated. Why can’t Pepsi…
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY