Hipster Alert! Another Band Sells Out
You know how I gave M83 a favorable review a couple of weeks back? Well, I heard “Midnight City” being used in a Victoria’s Secret tv ad. So I take it all back….
Trendy New Food: Crunchy Bread
Deep in the heart of this carb-less holiday, I was seated upon my throne when a brilliant idea sprung forth from my bowels. We can market matzah as “Crunchy Bread” and sell it…
Robin Williams in 1977 wore Woody Allen glasses
Yeah Robin Williams, you go get em tiger! Young, sexy, and full of black-rimmed glasses. In an alternate universe Robin could have had an affair with a 17 year old Asian girl. Sadly…
Dear NHL, Its Really Hard to Be Your Friend When You Say Things Like That
Dear NHL, Its really hard to be your friend when you say things like “I really like Switchfoot.” I know its imature, but I still judge people entirely on their taste an music…
Utah…..Gosh!
Utah! The state that only Mormons live in! The state that nobody gives two shits about! Not even the Mormons! Jared Hess, the man who brought us Napoleon Dynamite, was asked to make…
On Star goes the Indie Route
Oh On Star, the company that is exclusive for paranoid Jews and rich people. And since hipsters are rich, I get the connection. I have a few problems. 1) You crappily edited the…
conformists @ Honda try to attract the ‘alts’
Ford did it! VW did it! Simpsons probably did it! Why are all these companies just a bunch of sheep? This commercial is the anti-thesis of our website. It would have been funny…
Orbit commercial is the future of advertising
Donald Draper on Mad Men couldn’t think up of something this great. After the Adidas commercial parodying Star Wars with Snoop Dogg, I am impressed with the way companies are going about advertising…
Bruce Willis too hipster for real commercials
Fur-real. Bruce Willis does not care about what you think. He does not care if you buy his vodka. He does not care if you think he can take over the world. He…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
