They Took our ADHD MEDS!
If you didn’t take ADHD medication in high school (or in college), you know someone who did. Every in college sold half their prescription (because they need the over-priced $3/pill, or they’re a…
Please prank your parents with fake drug dealer texts UPDATE
There’s some hilarious pranks you can play on your gullible Jewish mothers. There are some pranks that are incredibly, incredibly mean, but also probably the funniest thing imaginable. Nathan Fielder, of the new…
Frat Boy is right: Jewish sorority girls are gullible
Ladeez, do you want to fuck these bros? The correct answer is ‘ew gross’. People are upset by what this Jewish frat boy has written to his non-Jewish frat brothers about how to…
Jewish Michigan Student was NOT attacked be Neo Nazis
Remember the story about the kid from Michigan who was asked if he was Jewish by two men walking down the street? Remember how he said they did the Nazi salute and then…
Eugene Mirman gives great college graduation advice to hippies and hipsters
Hampshire College, home to the hippiest hipsters that have ever hammered for higher education. Eugene Mirman, Jewish Russian-immigrant comedian extraordinaire also attended said college. And for some reason they asked him to speak…
Old creepy PBR salesman is a citizen-hero ‘Beer Man’
Duffman, meet your nemesis. Beer man. PBR beer man. A fat sloven man living in a college town whose job is to sit back and watch Hipsters and old poor people drink his…
NBC thinks you’re worthless
Pretty sure none of you are awake whenever Today is on NBC. That’s okay. I’m here for you. Apparently they were talking about how worthless we art majors are. This apparently excludes communications,…
Sarah Silverman “Jews Out” at Boston University
Watch this video on YouTube If you wanna waste an hour/jerk off to Sarah Silverman, watch this video of her and her sister talking about Jew stuff and being Jewish in a boring…
Are people actually surprised that high schoolers cheat on SATs?
I don’t understand how this made national headlines a few weeks ago. Cheating on the SATs? In Highschool! SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN. Oh wait. Cheating in school is as American as…
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY