Coffee Syrup is the Best Drink Ever
I can be as dismissive as the next Hipster asshole. I like individual persons, but I hate people in general. But I will hate you if you don’t like coffee syrup. Being from…
Indie Coffee App for the NYC Coffee Snob
Starbucks? More like Starshmucks. New Yorkers drink more coffee in a day than I will in an entire lifetime. Which is crazy when you think about it. All that brown, caffeinated goodness that…
James Murphy is making hipster blend of coffee
The lord of all hipsters, James Murphy, is in talks to create his own blend of coffee. Unfortunately, this coffee will only be sold in one coffee shop. That’s pretty much all the…
You totally missed a snooty coffee expo in NYC teaching Hipsters how to make better coffee
Coffee Common brings together world-class baristas and roasters with shared values, to create unique experiences that introduce people to the nuanced joys of exceptional coffee. We believe that great coffee is, at its…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I have a chronic problem I would like to share with you. It involves me, sleep, and classes. More specifically it involves me not getting enough sleep at night, then doing the sleeping…
Once again I talk about coffee
I muse on coffee, and how hipsters and hipster-Jews should drink it. SPOILER ALERT: Starbucks loses again.
Apathy leads to Starbucks
The hipster is a fickle creature who wants sustainable coffee from independent small business owners. Naturally, he then goes to Starbucks to get his caffeine fix.
U cnt have ur bagel & eat it 2
I of all people know how frustrating it can be to order a bagel. So when a Columbia English PHDer got arrested for ordering a bagel at Starbucks, I don’t blame her. Although…
Vermont’s Green Mountain Coffee not so ‘green’
By green I mean environmentally friendly. Going to school at The University of Vermont (UVM) and eating at my college’s dining halls, I know that Green Mountain Coffee bribed a VP or Provost….
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
