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The man is trying to tell you what to smoke and when

Share Have you seen the recent commercials for e-cigarettes? You know, the ones where you can smoke inside because they are not real? From what I understand, you pay like 50 bucks to get nicotine vapor. Users say its a great way to quit smoking. What happens when a slightly positive thing happens in this [...]
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Fuck Walgreens

Share Never have I got so much shit for buying a pack of cigarettes. Let’s be honest. I’ve never had amazing customer service at a Walgreens. But nothing this bad. I walk into Walgreens and go right to the counter. To my right there is a cashier (male) sitting behind some boxes while texting on [...]
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NYC Raises Cig taxes to astronomical highs

Share The Legislature on Monday night narrowly approved boosting the state’s tax on cigarettes by an additional $1.60 – to a national-high $4.35 of taxes per pack. So you know how much a pack of cigs is gonna cost a Williamsburg Hipster? $12-$13 for 20 smokes of Americans or Pall Malls. Include a 6-er of [...]
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My Illegitimate Son

Share EMBED-Ardi Rizal – The real SMOKING BABY !! – Watch more free videos Is this kid the coolest or what? Look at him twirl the cigg around. What a bad ass. I bet he gets all the chicks. Now, personally, I could not let my two year old smoke more than a pack a [...]
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Got a smoke? Stop blamin’ yo mamma

Share Always faithful and pedantically-Anglo BBC News has reported a scientific study about smoking cigarettes. Jewish hipsters, listen up because this one is for you. Psssssttt. Over here. I’m going to whisper so your mother wont hear us. Hey, guess what? You can stop blaming your mother all the time for causing you so much [...]
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Babes and Ciggs

Share New study came out stating that a lot of cigarette filters have pig blood in them. Yeah. Pig blood. First thing that came to my mind was “Oh NOES! Pall Maalllz?” On top of being a tree hugging Hipster Jew, I’m also a vegetarian. So this would be the destruction of my moral compass. [...]
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