Fook this Shite (Tales from Ireland)
So here I am, in my other homeland, sitting in my teensy dorm bed, wearing every sweater I own, trying to decide the most important things I have learned thus far in Ireland….
Crossed Legs for Hipster Jews? Yes?
If we hipster Jews were not baseless slatterns, I would suggest we take the same path some freakin’ badass women in Columbia have taken to get what we want. These chickies are refusing…
Camel tries to suade Hipster smokers
It’s a well known fact that Hipsters are the only demographic that continues to smoke cigarettes. Everyone else knows its bad for you, and they buy into all those ‘anti-smoking below 18′ commercials….
Free art with your ciggs!
Ciggs are almost getting to the point where you might as well roll up a $20, light it up and enjoy. The government enjoys taxing the sin out of us hipsters. And of…
The man is trying to tell you what to smoke and when
Have you seen the recent commercials for e-cigarettes? You know, the ones where you can smoke inside because they are not real? From what I understand, you pay like 50 bucks to get…
Fuck Walgreens
Never have I got so much shit for buying a pack of cigarettes. Let’s be honest. I’ve never had amazing customer service at a Walgreens. But nothing this bad. I walk into Walgreens…
NYC Raises Cig taxes to astronomical highs
The Legislature on Monday night narrowly approved boosting the state’s tax on cigarettes by an additional $1.60 – to a national-high $4.35 of taxes per pack. So you know how much a pack…
My Illegitimate Son
EMBED-Ardi Rizal – The real SMOKING BABY !! – Watch more free videos Is this kid the coolest or what? Look at him twirl the cigg around. What a bad ass. I bet…
Got a smoke? Stop blamin' yo mamma
Always faithful and pedantically-Anglo BBC News has reported a scientific study about smoking cigarettes. Jewish hipsters, listen up because this one is for you. Psssssttt. Over here. I’m going to whisper so your…
Babes and Ciggs
New study came out stating that a lot of cigarette filters have pig blood in them. Yeah. Pig blood. First thing that came to my mind was “Oh NOES! Pall Maalllz?” On top…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
