Thursday’s Music Links
Drake did the most Jewish thing for Christmas. He bitched about not receiving royalties for his terrible slogan YOLO. Without Jews, Christmas music would be even crappier. Tablet Mag has a top 10…
Twas The Night Jews Crashed Netflix
Twas the Night Jews crashed Neflix, b’fore Oh Thirteen (’13), Not a person was stirring, not a one Hindi. The streets were all emptied of cars with some care, ‘Cuz they went home…
Jew On This – Dreidelship Down
I don’t understand why we can’t get more original, funny content like Jew On This. I think this is the first holiday video that wasn’t a Gangnam Style parody I’ve seen in 2…
Tis the Season to Feel Blinding Rage and Jealousy
I feel kind of dirty admitting this because she’s so darn quirky and cute, but Zooey Deschanel annoys me so much when she bats her corn-flower blue eyes on the television, I want…
Blame the Jews for playing Sports on Xmas
Look at all those Jews getting Jewwy with Jew-Congress Finally someone at the San Fransisco Chronicle nailed it. THE JEWS ARE RUINING XMAS…for freakishly large millionaires. Hmmm. Wait. Maybe I’m missing something. Deadspin…
Forgotten Hanukkah Moments: Pee Wee Herman
1988 was a wonderful year considering it was the year I was born (unless you look at my online dating profile, then I was born in 1984.) It’s also the year Pee Wee…
Santa Vs Moses in a Holiday Rap Battle Extraordinaire
Wow. Well it seems that this is the Hanukkah video of 2012. Throw the rest away – the Miami Boy’s Choir Maccabeats, the Matisyahus, all the Hanukkah songs and parodies. This rap battle…
Obsessive Christmas Music Time. Thank God.
YES! YES! YES! It’s Christmas music time! Non-stop Christmas music will be played in the casa de Schlitz. This caters to the Jewish side (they wrote all the songs) and the goyish side…
What’s your favorite Jew-ish Holiday?
We love sales. And what better way to abuse sales than waiting for non Jewish holidays? Halloween: As kids, Halloween is a time for free candy. Since becoming adults, we have a different…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.