There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand
Are you excited for the new season of Arrested Development and subsequent film? Do you like cats? If you answered no to either of these questions you are not a good person. If…
This is the Best Thing Ever. Actually.
Can we talk about how a viral cat video film festival exists somewhere in this world? There is a magical place called “New York City” where the second year of the Internet Cat Video…
The World Needs More Cat Cafes
This. Is. Not. Ok. Those of you who follow this blog and actually read my posts may remember a former plea for citizenship in the United Kingdom of the European Union. Well, this…
Obsessive Christmas Music Time. Thank God.
YES! YES! YES! It’s Christmas music time! Non-stop Christmas music will be played in the casa de Schlitz. This caters to the Jewish side (they wrote all the songs) and the goyish side…
No Moar Katz Plz?
This country has a very serious lack of fear for cats in high-up place. Which, on hindsight, sounds like I’m talking about cats stuck in trees. Which would be much safer than what…
We’ve published over 2000 posts!
A couple weeks ago we hit 2000 posts! Look at us! 2000 posts about Jews, and Hipsters, and all things terrible and pointless. We thank you so much, here’s a meme. About Jews…
Dear Hipster Jew, I’m having social media problems
Dear Hipster Jew, I’m currently in a social media war with my neighbor. First she started checking into foursquare at MY OWN HOME. It’s gotten to the point where I’m fighting for my…
Pretend today is Caturday
Mad props to bro doods in Philly who ride around the city with their cats on their backs and mustaches on their faces. You’re our heroes. Our knights in shining honor. The rulers…
Spread The Frown with Colonel Meow
If you haven’t already been introduced, let me take this opportunity to do so. This is Colonel Meow. Get to know him. If this cat ever dies I will help pay for the…
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Overpriced Headphones for Hepcats Create Deafness Epidemic
I have uncovered a nefarious plot. Sol Republic, purveyor of exorbitantly priced headphones, has released a pair of headphones. For cats. X Meowingtons Readers, I obviously don’t need to spell out who Sol…
06/19/2013 With no jogging close to as well as grow into a function regarding could shoes o — Some really interesting info , well written and generally user pleasant.
06/16/2013 bildam — People don't know what rap is. What you call rap is really pop.
06/15/2013 BustyJew — We've been using lines from this for the past several days to narrate the cat's activities. It's brilliant.
06/13/2013 liam — "Rap that makes fun of itself is the best."
i've never cringed this hard
06/06/2013 anewbox — What in the...I don't even...