When in doubt blame the hipster
Although, I might be a few days late on this image, I wrote the back story a few months ago. We warned you once. We warned you twice. And now you are giving…
Brian Williams has some beef with Hipsters
Not too long ago Brian Williams went on a self-hating rant about hipsters. And he shat on NYtimes in the process, in obviously hipster-hating fashion. It’s one of our favorite bashing pastimes too,…
Brooklyn pissed off at census numbers
vos iz neias – “It’s a mistake,” said Borough President Markowitz, pronouncing himself “flabbergasted” by the allegation that the borough grew by only 1.6 percent to 2,504,700. “It is inconceivable that Brooklyn —…
NYC Politician Loves 4Loko
View more news videos at: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/video. (Skip to 1:00 if you love 4loko and don’t care if it may kill you) So this is beyond a fad, right? I mean, nearly every state…
I found a hip Brooklyn apartment for the duckman
The Duckman got a job and thinks he can slack on hipsterjew since he’s working the ol’ 9-5. Boo-fricken-hoo. Because he put in effort before this? Either way, being the good brother I…
97 year old New Yorker not afraid of life
I don’t know what it is about old New Yorkers. But if you can survive our last great war, kick Nazi U-boat ass, and live in that urban hellhole for 97 years, one…
Hipsters look for love in real life
Will you be in Williamsburg today? Are you single and looking for love? Have you become so dependent on 4sq, online networking, and your WordPress blog that you forgot how to pick up…
No Bikinis in Williamsburg
The bike wars may still be raging between the Hassids and the Hipsters, but the Hassids have won a very different battle. In Orthodox parts of Brooklyn, all advertisements featuring scantily clad women…
Brooklyn Hipster Bloggers are mostly sell outs
Some bloggers in Brooklyn sold themselves for a handle of Absolut Vodka and a fricken flip camera. What is wrong with these bloggers? Sell outs. All of them are sellouts. Atleast we here…
Zombies roam Williamsburg
God damnit, those Hipsters in Williamsburg think of all the coolest things. A zombie bar crawl this past weekend? Thank you for putting together the two things I love and live for the…




