MM: Tanlines + Adult Swim = Righteous Music Video
Hipster Jew band Tanlines, and 2012 SXSW participants, have put out a new music video for their song All of Me. Old people dancing? Sign me up, that’s my favorite hobby. Watching old…
Tanlines – HJs @ SXSW 2012
Tanlines is the only band at SXSW this year composed entirely of Heebs. Jesse Cohen and Eric Emm are the musical force behind this pop/indie/world duo from Brooklyn, New York. Their music is…
Oneohtrix Point Never – HJs @ SXSW 2012
Sweet beard. Seriously. I’m jealous. I’ve got a weak ‘stache. Oneohtrix Point Never is Animal Collective approved, having been chosen by them to play All Tomorrow’s Parties in 2011. The brainchild of Brroklyn…
New York + Judaism should ban oral suction
We are a country that prizes minority/religious freedoms. It’s what makes America the greatest country in the world. We let religious groups cut themselves off entirely from society, bash homosexuals, and treat women…
J. Viewz – HJs @ SXSW 2012
J. Viewz is the electronic music project of Israeli-Brooklyn producer Jonathan Dagan. The live band consists entirely of Israeli traitors defectors (if they have not renounced their citizenship). They have a song in…
Two Hassidic Jews get into a Jew fight
JEWWWWWWWW FIIIIIGGGHHHTTT! There’s something about a Jew fight that is just magical. Maybe it’s because these Hassidim are dressed so funny looking. Maybe it’s because they’re probably fighting over some petty interpretation of…
Let me shatter your illusions of Hipsters and Fixies with math right quick.
Fact: Hipsters love bikes. Fact: most of the bikes hipsters love are fixed-gear, or “fixies.” Fact: Even though most of us don’t understand them, hipsters love statistics. Especially HJs. How are we going…
Meghan McCain has Hipster Envy
Hipster envy is a little known social disease. Some people, who are ideologically unfascinating and culturally ambivalent, feel the need to hate on all Hipster culture. Sure, everyone has their gripes about certain…
ESPN writer bored. Tries to insult Hipsters and Hoopsters
Not only are these jokes atrocious, but the author doesn’t seem to comprehend that Hoopsters have an immense knowledge of basketball (pre-1999). And no one in their right mind is going to root…
THE MOST HIPSTER PEOPLE EVER
I used CAPS on this headline because this is so fucking important. It is so earth-shattering, so crushingly NYC hipster that I had to change my pants. A group of intrepid Brooklynites have…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
