Let me shatter your illusions of Hipsters and Fixies with math right quick.
Fact: Hipsters love bikes. Fact: most of the bikes hipsters love are fixed-gear, or “fixies.” Fact: Even though most of us don’t understand them, hipsters love statistics. Especially HJs. How are we going…
Meghan McCain has Hipster Envy
Hipster envy is a little known social disease. Some people, who are ideologically unfascinating and culturally ambivalent, feel the need to hate on all Hipster culture. Sure, everyone has their gripes about certain…
ESPN writer bored. Tries to insult Hipsters and Hoopsters
Not only are these jokes atrocious, but the author doesn’t seem to comprehend that Hoopsters have an immense knowledge of basketball (pre-1999). And no one in their right mind is going to root…
THE MOST HIPSTER PEOPLE EVER
I used CAPS on this headline because this is so fucking important. It is so earth-shattering, so crushingly NYC hipster that I had to change my pants. A group of intrepid Brooklynites have…
When in doubt blame the hipster
Although, I might be a few days late on this image, I wrote the back story a few months ago. We warned you once. We warned you twice. And now you are giving…
Clouder: The Birth of the Greatest Band Ever
This is one of those bands you’ve probably never heard of. Why? Because it’s their first show ever. Be prepared for Clouder to rock your fucking face off. Not because I know half…
Brian Williams has some beef with Hipsters
Not too long ago Brian Williams went on a self-hating rant about hipsters. And he shat on NYtimes in the process, in obviously hipster-hating fashion. It’s one of our favorite bashing pastimes too,…
Brooklyn pissed off at census numbers
vos iz neias – “It’s a mistake,” said Borough President Markowitz, pronouncing himself “flabbergasted” by the allegation that the borough grew by only 1.6 percent to 2,504,700. “It is inconceivable that Brooklyn —…
NYC Politician Loves 4Loko
View more news videos at: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/video. (Skip to 1:00 if you love 4loko and don’t care if it may kill you) So this is beyond a fad, right? I mean, nearly every state…
I found a hip Brooklyn apartment for the duckman
The Duckman got a job and thinks he can slack on hipsterjew since he’s working the ol’ 9-5. Boo-fricken-hoo. Because he put in effort before this? Either way, being the good brother I…
