Tag Archives: Brooklyn

97 year old New Yorker not afraid of life

Share I don’t know what it is about old New Yorkers. But if you can survive our last great war, kick Nazi U-boat ass, and live in that urban hellhole for 97 years, one douchebag slumlord can’t be much of an issue. I like how he’s not willing to back down. Sure, he may be [...]
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Hipsters look for love in real life

Share Will you be in Williamsburg today? Are you single and looking for love? Have you become so dependent on 4sq, online networking, and your WordPress blog that you forgot how to pick up women? Do you like stupid questions? Well, The Internet Killed Your Social Skills is trying to create an obviously awkward opportunity [...]
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No Bikinis in Williamsburg

Share The bike wars may still be raging between the Hassids and the Hipsters, but the Hassids have won a very different battle. In Orthodox parts of Brooklyn, all advertisements featuring scantily clad women were removed from bus stops. The advertisements were for Georgi Vodka. Some people are outraged by this. I say, why stop [...]
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Brooklyn Hipster Bloggers are mostly sell outs

Share Some bloggers in Brooklyn sold themselves for a handle of Absolut Vodka and a fricken flip camera. What is wrong with these bloggers? Sell outs. All of them are sellouts. Atleast we here at HipsterJew are better than that. We don’t make much money from ads. We barely have ads. We have yet to [...]
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Zombies roam Williamsburg

Share God damnit, those Hipsters in Williamsburg think of all the coolest things. A zombie bar crawl this past weekend? Thank you for putting together the two things I love and live for the most. Sure, Burlington has a zombie day. But they don’t go to bars. And they aren’t frequented by hipsters. These Brooklyn [...]
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Ari’s two cents: Bedford Bike Lanes (Jews vs Hipsters)

Share I drive, I walk, I ride a bike. I know how each one acts. I know what each one needs. So let’s cut the crap. Councilman Rabbi: Taking away the bike lane on Bedford Ave does not mean people will avoid riding down the street. It endangers bikers. It might reduce bike traffic, but [...]
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Brooklyn Jews hit with Illness

Share Europeans Jew once again are making life hard for simple, freedom-loving Jews here in the states. It seems that about 2000 cases of a terrible illness have rained down upon Orthodox Jews in NYC and NJ like a plague. No it’s not the swine, but the folksy long-forgoteen illness the mumps How did it [...]
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