Honorary Hipster-Jew Clinton gets the Funny or Die Treatment w/ Sean Penn, Matt Damon, Ben Stiller, etc
Matt Damon? Check. Ted Danson? BOOM goes the dynamite! Ben Stiller? Ehhhh. Sean Penn? Who? Jack Black? Oh yeah, that washed out musician/comedian who is making a comeback… I will kill a thousand…
Bill Clinton, 1st Jew-Pres, is a vegan
Well, I’m not surprised by this at all. Bill Clinton, our first Jewish president, lost a ton of weight. Not because of manorexia, but because he has been eating vegan food! All good…
Pro Masturbation Party
I am tired of the government telling me what to do. “Pay your taxes” “Stop taking nude runs in the park” “No smoking in the baby’s ward of the hospital”. And now? Senate…
Bill Clinton: Our First Hipster Jew President
Yesterday I took the day off to meet the man of my dreams, Bill Clinton. Frank Caprio is running for Governor in little Rhode Island. Probably the only person running. So to fire…
Your 4th of July Weekend Jewish News
A weekend of Jews with famous people: 1) We don’t really want her, but allegedly Lindsay Lohan is dating an Israeli woman named Eilat Anschel. I’m all for Israel and their progressive gay…
