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I always knew I was a champion drinker because I’m Manorexic

The manorexic’s preferred beer of choice. Science is usually bullshit. Science rocks! Science recently told me that I am awesome because I don’t exercise, don’t eat, and smoke like a chimney. How so?…

Hanson really wants you to hate them more, so buy their beer “MMMhop”

Rule #1: Never buy beer from a dude with a soul patch Hanson is a band that only assholes like. And this is coming from someone who pretends to like Creed because it…

Let Palestine Become a State Already

The other week I learned that the last bastion of liberal Jewish hope, the lobbyists called J-Street, came out against unilateral Palestinian statehood. Their wonderful one-sided bullshit logic was that The West Bank…

This Alcohol/Calorie chart will help you drink this weekend

Hipsters have a problem. Their high metabolism, their inability to eat healthy, exercise correctly, and avoid manorexia, means that hipsters are not getting the calories their bodies crave (unless you are a chubster)….

This is why Microbrews are better than everything

Yeah, Breckenridge Brewery. Keeping the little guy funny, quirky, and interesting. Making fun of the bigger breweries like Coors and their moronically funny ‘blue mountains = cold’ beer. Mocking all of the Americans…

Curiosity Killed the Cat, Not My Liver

Hedley Lamarr on this beer: “Too Jewish.”

PBR Needs to Make Breakfast Beer

What is a hipster to drink in the morning?  OJ is cliche. Coffee is too ambitious. Bloody Marys by the gallon cause great ennui.  Breakfast beer is the only solution.  PBR, brewers of…

Are microbreweries becoming ‘passe’?

Of course we love microbrews. When we aren’t guzzling PBR or ‘Gansett, we will buy a classy 6-pack or two. But what happens when the MAN actually likes microbreweries? Is it no longer…

Tip, please.

When my brother was up in Burlington a while back I got into a prolonged drunken discussion/argument about proper tipping procedures at bars. I know. Jews and tipping. It’s a Seinfeld joke waiting…

Free HJ Tee to the person who buys me this beer

Barack Obama, our second hipster president (first blipster prez) is no stranger to the hipster lifestyle. And when he’s not drinking PBR, he drinks only the finest, hand-crafted microbrews that the world has…

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