I always knew I was a champion drinker because I’m Manorexic
The manorexic’s preferred beer of choice. Science is usually bullshit. Science rocks! Science recently told me that I am awesome because I don’t exercise, don’t eat, and smoke like a chimney. How so?…
Hanson really wants you to hate them more, so buy their beer “MMMhop”
Rule #1: Never buy beer from a dude with a soul patch Hanson is a band that only assholes like. And this is coming from someone who pretends to like Creed because it…
Let Palestine Become a State Already
The other week I learned that the last bastion of liberal Jewish hope, the lobbyists called J-Street, came out against unilateral Palestinian statehood. Their wonderful one-sided bullshit logic was that The West Bank…
This is why Microbrews are better than everything
Yeah, Breckenridge Brewery. Keeping the little guy funny, quirky, and interesting. Making fun of the bigger breweries like Coors and their moronically funny ‘blue mountains = cold’ beer. Mocking all of the Americans…
PBR Needs to Make Breakfast Beer
What is a hipster to drink in the morning? OJ is cliche. Coffee is too ambitious. Bloody Marys by the gallon cause great ennui. Breakfast beer is the only solution. PBR, brewers of…
Are microbreweries becoming ‘passe’?
Of course we love microbrews. When we aren’t guzzling PBR or ‘Gansett, we will buy a classy 6-pack or two. But what happens when the MAN actually likes microbreweries? Is it no longer…
Free HJ Tee to the person who buys me this beer
Barack Obama, our second hipster president (first blipster prez) is no stranger to the hipster lifestyle. And when he’s not drinking PBR, he drinks only the finest, hand-crafted microbrews that the world has…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
