This Maccabee Beer commercial has the Old Spice guy
This Maccabee beer commercial is beyond confusing. So confusing. First off, ew. All beer made in Israel tastes like PBR, so I guess it isn’t that bad. But sometimes you want to drink…
Schlitz’s Lady Tips for Ladies: Lady Tip 4
Drink beer. I am so done with the whole “I don’t like beer, I only like fruity drinks” thing. We’ve all been there ladies. We’ve all not liked beer at one time in…
Pop Culture is taking over our beer
It’s finally happened. Two forces of time consuming evil are joining together to destroy everyone’s precious under-employed free time. Beer is being crafted – and inspired by – television shows. Today we’re coupling…
IKEA is now Brewing Beer
Your favorite Swedish furniture store is now selling beer in the United Kingdom. It’s called Öl Mörk Lager which translates to “Dark Lager Beer.” Already sound cheap and crappy? Unfortunately, Ikea has yet…
Matzah Flavored Beer
This is the beer of Affliction. It’s an ugly chick magnet A small brewery out in Hillsboro, Oregon is making the worst beer in the world. That’s right. Ambacht Brewing is making a…
Fake Williamsburg Brew Made by Fake Bubbie
Straight out of The Nanny comes a fake brew by Advertising Agency DDB. But we at Hipster Jew demand that this brew be made. It is the job of every American out there…
The New Miller Lite Punch Top Can is GROSS! SUPER DUPER GROSS!
From the genius creators of the beer that tells you if its cold in case you’ve lost feeling in your fingers, and the truly blessed souls who made you a beer bottle with…
I always knew I was a champion drinker because I’m Manorexic
The manorexic’s preferred beer of choice. Science is usually bullshit. Science rocks! Science recently told me that I am awesome because I don’t exercise, don’t eat, and smoke like a chimney. How so?…
Hanson really wants you to hate them more, so buy their beer “MMMhop”
Rule #1: Never buy beer from a dude with a soul patch Hanson is a band that only assholes like. And this is coming from someone who pretends to like Creed because it…
05/23/2013 Fuzzbuster — People don't really hate the Jews. They generally hate something about themselves and like to pretend that they hate...
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear them when im lonely cause im a jew
05/22/2013 ass breath steve — Your a shlumpa
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...