March Madnezzz
Ladies and Gentlemen! March Madness is upon us! Over the next two days, the average male will skip 3 and a half hours of work per day checking scores and watching games. Companies…
The Yarmulka-Wearing College BBall Player
Way to go the NYTimes! When you’re not talking about how rich people vacation with other rich people, you’re writing about niche groups of people: black gay Republicans, or geriatric porn stars. And…
Blame the Jews for playing Sports on Xmas
Look at all those Jews getting Jewwy with Jew-Congress Finally someone at the San Fransisco Chronicle nailed it. THE JEWS ARE RUINING XMAS…for freakishly large millionaires. Hmmm. Wait. Maybe I’m missing something. Deadspin…
Don’t call your opponent a Nazi
Whether your opponent is Jewish, Goyish, blond haired, blue eyed, or questionably a Nazi, it’s not a good idea to trash talk them into oblivion about their lack of Nazi connections. Take Israeli…
Jews still love basketball
It’s nice to see religious Jews heckling and being part of the sports atmosphere. Even though I’m rooting for the Celtics and Doc Rivers I can still respect that they’ll talk trash in…
I Want to be an Obama
I’m tired of not being the daughter of a president. Sick and tired of it. Not just any president. I want to be the daughter of the big BHO. My parents don’t get…
Red Auerbach Will Not Stand For Your Bullshit Fouls
This a video of Red Auerbach explaining what flops are and why they are terrible…in the 1970′s. [Ed note: Auerbach was the original flop-hater] He was trying to nip this BS in the…
DeShawn Stevenson is A Hoopster with an ATM in His Kitchen
The main thing people seem to be talking about in this story is the fact that DeShawn Stevenson has an ATM in his house and that he charges his friends $4.50 to use…
Biggest Hipster in the NBA
TBJ Tour video: Who’s the NBA’s biggest hipster? from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo. “When we’re talking hipsters we’re talking beards… style… plaid” This is what I have to endure during the NBA…
Hipsters, Hoopsters, and NBA All-Stars play Jewball
Did they miss anything? This is what happens, David Stern. This is what happens when you fuck your league in the ass. They travel the country and have fun playing pick up games….
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.