Ryan Braun – The Hebrew Hammer
It’s been 48 years since Tribesman, Sandy Koufax, was named MVP of the National League. Thankfully the Hebrews are getting back into the game and representing us well. Kevin Youkilis has a few…
The MLB Chosen People Power Rankings: June
*These rankings are a combination of the players previous performance and some projections on how they’ll continue to perform for the next month. This picture is a tribute to the two months Sam…
Connecticut is jam packed with rich Jews
Theawl.com recently wrote a post titled 14 Little League Teams of West Hartford, Connecticut, In Order of Perceived Chances of Victory Based on Team Name Needless to say, AMAZING. And please take a…
The MLB Chosen People Power Rankings: May
Just to be clear, these rankings will be a combination of the players previous performance and some projection on how they’ll continue to perform. #1 Ryan Braun, LF, Milwaukee Brewers: Braun is completely…
The MLB Chosen People Power Rankings: Preseason
Every month or so during the baseball season I will be making a list of the best Jewish players in Major League Baseball. This will be called The MLB Chosen People Power…
An Open Letter to Red Sox Nation
Dear Red Sox Nation, You guys need to calm the fuck down. An 0-4 start is nothing to get suicidal over. (or ovah, if you prefer). Tito Francona’s head doesn’t need to be…
A Hipster Jew Guide to Baseball
Baseball season is finally here. Or regrettably here. Or indifferently here. It really depends on how you feel about the thing. I’m not trying to force anybody into excitement on this blog, its…
Charlie Sheen Makes Everything Groovy
According to my sources (my sources being The Onion AV Club) Charlie Sheen had a Major League viewing party with current and former major leaguers like Todd Zeile, Kenny Lofton and Brian Wilson…
Can we blame the anti-Semites for Hank Greenberg?
Hang Greenberg is the biggest athlete Jews have besides for Sandy Koufax. And Koufax played half a century ago. So when the NYtimes decided anti-Semitism was the cause for Greenberg not reaching Babe…
