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01/24/2012 · Poliwieners · 0 Comments · Chicky

Barack Obama REAAALLY hopes Vampire Weekend + Arcade Fire + others support him in 2012

A list of celebrities, reportedly created by Obama’s campaign, sent out on December 5, and acquired by the Tennessean (PDF HERE), is being passed around the internet. The list, heavily populated with people…

01/20/2012 · Guilt · 0 Comments · The Duckman

“Israel really needs to assassinate Obama to solve its problems” – AJT

Three, give the go-ahead for U.S.-based Mossad agents to take out a president deemed unfriendly to Israel in order for the current vice president to take his place, and forcefully dictate that the…

10/03/2011 · Holiday, Poliwieners · 0 Comments · Chicky

Obama is officially a Blipster-Jew

Boys and girls I’ve got good news for you. Barack Obama is a G-d fearing J-W. How do I know this? Because of “The Mighty O”s Rosh Hashanah speech.

06/21/2011 · Holiday, Jew York, Poliwieners · 0 Comments · Chicky

Duane Reade sells the perfect card for your racist conservative uncle

Oh Duane Reade. NYC loves you. I love you. Everyone loves you. And now I can even attend family functions, even give my racist old uncle a gift that we can LOL at…

12/13/2010 · Poliwieners · 0 Comments · Chicky

Did you see our blipster president chatting with our former hipster jew president?

Pigs can fly! They really can! Barack/Bill 2012!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!

11/24/2010 · anti-Semitism, Jewish, Jewish Tradition, Poliwieners · 0 Comments · The Duckman

Religious Jewz H8 nObama

Just the post I’ve been looking to write. One ripping on Religious Jews. BOY OH BOY! HERE I GO! Leaving in Northern New Jersey, I tend to be near a lot of uninteresting,…

08/17/2010 · Goyish, Jewish Tradition · 0 Comments · Chicky

Best Bar Mitzvah invitees everrr

Bar Mitzvahs are a way for young Jewish people to make money. Boatloads and buttloads of moolah. The very rich Jews use it as a means of emulating Christian culture. Because who doesn’t…

07/14/2010 · Poliwieners, Your Every Day Random Shit · 0 Comments · Chicky

Obama-hating neo-Nazis just a bunch of whiners

This depression is making everyone weak and bitchy. I don’t know if I want to live in an America where presidential assassination plotters can’t accept jail time for their crimes. When you are…

05/12/2010 · Poliwieners · 0 Comments · Chicky

Obama surprises every1, nominates a 'Jew' to Supreme Court

Duckman be damned, I’m gonna talk about the ol’ politickin’. It seems our phony alien president Jew-Bama is back to his old bag of tricks. While all the Protestants in America have been…

04/04/2010 · Jewish Tradition, Poliwieners · 1 Comments · Chicky

Barack Obama is a Jew who celebrates Passover

I have heard people say that ‘The Might O’, AKA Barack Obama, doesn’t like Israel. They say he dislikes the Promised Land so much that he is an anti-Semite. Granted, these people are…