Basketball Aesthetics, Or Why I Don’t Enjoy The Oklahoma City Thunder
I have repeatedly taken heat from my fellow basketball fans for expressing my displeasure with the Oklahoma City Thunder. I find them boring, and this bothers people. This bothers people because they wonder…
By The Power of Robert Gordon Orr
I love hockey, specifically the Boston Bruins. I also love 30 Rock. I think Tina Fey pisses excellence and Alec Baldwin makes up for all the awfulness of the other Baldwins. So when…
The MLB Chosen People Power Rankings: May
Just to be clear, these rankings will be a combination of the players previous performance and some projection on how they’ll continue to perform. #1 Ryan Braun, LF, Milwaukee Brewers: Braun is completely…
Your 2nd Round NHL Playoff Preview
Eastern Conference Washington Capitals (1) Vs Tampa Bay Lightning: This should be a fun series. Both teams have explosive offensives that rely two of the biggest stars in the NHL in Alexander…
Hipsters and NASCAR
I have a dirty little secret to tell my Hipster Readers, many moons ago I was a diehard NASCAR fan. Its true. NASCAR was the first sport I loved, which of course, was…
Suggested Basketball Reading
Since the world recently found out that future NBA lottery pick Kemba Walker has read just one book in his life it seems like a good time to go over some of the…
Great Mustaches Throughout Sports
Hipsters and professional athletes may not always have the most in common, but one thing that they both seem to appreciate is some sweet facial hair. Particularly the mustache. What better way to…
The MLB Chosen People Power Rankings: Preseason
Every month or so during the baseball season I will be making a list of the best Jewish players in Major League Baseball. This will be called The MLB Chosen People Power…
An Open Letter to Red Sox Nation
Dear Red Sox Nation, You guys need to calm the fuck down. An 0-4 start is nothing to get suicidal over. (or ovah, if you prefer). Tito Francona’s head doesn’t need to be…
A Hipster Jew Guide to Baseball
Baseball season is finally here. Or regrettably here. Or indifferently here. It really depends on how you feel about the thing. I’m not trying to force anybody into excitement on this blog, its…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.