Basketball Aesthetics, Or Why I Don’t Enjoy The Oklahoma City Thunder
I have repeatedly taken heat from my fellow basketball fans for expressing my displeasure with the Oklahoma City Thunder. I find them boring, and this bothers people. This bothers people because they wonder…
By The Power of Robert Gordon Orr
I love hockey, specifically the Boston Bruins. I also love 30 Rock. I think Tina Fey pisses excellence and Alec Baldwin makes up for all the awfulness of the other Baldwins. So when…
The MLB Chosen People Power Rankings: May
Just to be clear, these rankings will be a combination of the players previous performance and some projection on how they’ll continue to perform. #1 Ryan Braun, LF, Milwaukee Brewers: Braun is completely…
Your 2nd Round NHL Playoff Preview
Eastern Conference Washington Capitals (1) Vs Tampa Bay Lightning: This should be a fun series. Both teams have explosive offensives that rely two of the biggest stars in the NHL in Alexander…
Hipsters and NASCAR
I have a dirty little secret to tell my Hipster Readers, many moons ago I was a diehard NASCAR fan. Its true. NASCAR was the first sport I loved, which of course, was…
Suggested Basketball Reading
Since the world recently found out that future NBA lottery pick Kemba Walker has read just one book in his life it seems like a good time to go over some of the…
Great Mustaches Throughout Sports
Hipsters and professional athletes may not always have the most in common, but one thing that they both seem to appreciate is some sweet facial hair. Particularly the mustache. What better way to…
The MLB Chosen People Power Rankings: Preseason
Every month or so during the baseball season I will be making a list of the best Jewish players in Major League Baseball. This will be called The MLB Chosen People Power…
An Open Letter to Red Sox Nation
Dear Red Sox Nation, You guys need to calm the fuck down. An 0-4 start is nothing to get suicidal over. (or ovah, if you prefer). Tito Francona’s head doesn’t need to be…
A Hipster Jew Guide to Baseball
Baseball season is finally here. Or regrettably here. Or indifferently here. It really depends on how you feel about the thing. I’m not trying to force anybody into excitement on this blog, its…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
