Finally! An app to let mothers rest peacefully.
Are you worried about your little mensch, off in high school, doing drugs and having premarital relations with strange girls? Do you want to keep in touch and know what he is doing,…
What didn’t I regret from last night?
Where is the “regret buying an iphone” app? Where is the “take back hooking up with snooki last night” app? How about the “I didn’t actually mean to sext my dick to my…
Living without a prayer or a smartphone
Fuckin-a. People say that living off of your parents is cheap and easy. Maybe for the Duckman. But I’m still in college and still ‘forced’ to have my parents pay for my phone…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
