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WEINER SITING!

The Duckman — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:56:55 +0000

After learning that Anthony Weiner was not allowed on Air Force One, it comes no shock to me that he is forced to use the dirty, disgusting, underground passages we peons call ‘the New York Subway.’

Weiner likes Wiener

The Duckman — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:54:51 +0000

We all knew Anthony Weiner liked kinky shit. But according to Gawker, Weiner was willing to double team one of the skanks that sold him out.

“I’m not really talking about other chicks… How about with another guy?” Weiner asked Nobles.

“Hmmmm, haven’t done it before,” Nobles said.

“It can be hot,” Weiner replies.

“Are you turned on by other guys?” Nobles asked.

“Well it depends on the guy, but generally yes,” Weiner divulges.

Let this be a lesson to you all. If you’re going to sext 1,000 girls, make sure you aren’t famous. Or have a wife and a son on the way. That’s it. I’m writing a guide to sexting in 2k12. We can’t have any more of these types of fuck ups.

Look at Anthony Weiner’s ironically creepy Movember ‘stache

Chicky — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:00:48 +0000

Sometimes the worst thing you can do is grow a mustache. Sometimes the worst thing you can do is NOT grow a mustache. This isn’t one of those times. Oh Anthony Weiner. Why must you be the creepy awkward dick that you are?

And so concludes the finest Movember since the Movember of 1879.

(Via Gawker)

All people with the last name Weiner are huge dicks

Chicky — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:00:50 +0000

Anthony Weiner shamed the ‘Weiner’ family name and heritage. All Weiners forever have to live in the shame of dick pics and (more) penis jokes. You’d think that after the whole Weiner fiasco, all other Weiners would be walking on thin ice, treading carefully to ensure that people don’t make even more penis jokes about them.

Matthew Weiner, creator of Mad Men, seems to enjoy sophomoric penis jokes. He decided to spoiler the season finale (if you still give a shit about Don Draper), in which he stated:

I do know how the whole show ends. It came to me in the middle of last season. I always felt like it would be the experience of human life. And human life has a destination. It doesn’t mean Don’s gonna die. What I’m looking for, and how I hope to end the show, is like … It’s 2011. Don Draper would be 84 right now. I want to leave the show in a place where you have an idea of what it meant and how it’s related to you. It’s a very tall order… (Atlantic Wire)

Damn. And all this time I thought Donald Draper was going to die from too many lines of coke off of an expensive hooker’s bosom. SHIT IS RUINED.

What we learned from Weinergate

The Duckman — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 22:30:12 +0000

Americans need to expose themselves. Whether it be a junk shot, or a wardrobe malfunction it’s got to be digitized and sent to numerous people. While the news is still trying to figure out how texting works and why auto correct is messing up lives, we need to answer the more important questions: What can we take away from Anthony Weiner’s sexting mishaps? How can we safely improve our sexting experiences?

1) Cover all of your tracks:
Buy a dirty photo flash drive if you don’t already have one. Use an alias. Change the names of all of your photos. Delete all lewd photos of yourself. Don’t plan two Skype sessions in one night. And ALWAYS make sure you check to see who the recipient is. Grandma doesn’t want to see your banana unpeeled.

2) Dont sext attention whores:
When you get famous, the attention whore bitch slut that you sent a desperate “shadow penis” pic to is going to send it everywhere. She’s even going to put it up on billboards just so she can get on the 6 o’clock news. Bitch…

3) Never send a photo of your face or a photo with Bill Clinton in the background:
Girls don’t really share dick photos. I’ve tried to see one but they wont show me. On the other hand, guys pass around titty photos like hot cakes (that’s still a cool analogy right?) Always expect a dozen eyes to see your flesh. So stay away from the face.

4) If you’re married or monogamous, don’t start sexting new girls:
It’s expected that you’re going to secretly flirt with people other than your spouse. When you’re single you send messages to dozens of girls/guys. You can’t just stop. That’s rude! So ease out of the “online” relationships you are in. Don’t start sexting new numbers half way across the country.

5) Make sure your sexting someone of legal age:
This is a tough one. How do you ID someone you just met on the internet? You can’t ask for a license. And looks are deceiving. I don’t know. Good Luck. I hope you don’t become a sex offender.

6) Always throw in a fake:
Just to be safe. Throw in a fake, yet similar pic. It’ll help you in the “I’m not actually lying” department.

Cantor Vs Weiner: Jew Fight 2011

Chicky — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 16:32:21 +0000

~~Kick~~ Boxing: The American Jewish Sport

That’s right folks! Eric Cantor (VA, Republican, Jew) was the first to call on Anthony Weiner (NY, Democrat, Pervy Jew) to resign from Congress. You know what this means:

JEWWW FIIIIGHT!

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor called on embattled Rep. Anthony Weiner to resign a day after the New York Democrat admitted to having sexually charged online relationships with six women, none of whom are his wife.

“I don’t condone his activity. And I think he should resign,” Cantor, a Virginia Republican, said after an event in his district Tuesday. (Politico)

Of course Cantor is just infuriated that for the first time in our nation’s history, one of our plethora of politicians turned out to be an internet pervert. Because no one has ever used the internet as a means of soliciting sexual intercourse. NO ONE.

*Note: No matter how many people Weiner sends dic pics to, we will continue to support that wily Jew and his humorous antics. WEINER 2014

Rush Limbaugh is funny cc: Anthony Weiner

The Duckman — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:00:03 +0000

The guy that plays Rush Limbaugh on the radio doesn’t get enough credit for his work. He’s outrageous, and his often hilarious remarks are often taken too seriously. The guy is a joke. Complete joke. 20 million people a week listen to him because he is controversial, not because they believe him. But I have to give him some applause for a) not getting into this whole Anthony Weiner debate and b) making some great penis jokes in the process.

If you haven’t heard. Someone tweeted a picture of their tighty whities from Anthony Weiner’s twitter account to some chick in Seattle. Whether it was the Weiner man himself, or a hacker, FINALLY something funny is happening in politics again.

“Is Weinergate big enough to investigate?”

“The Weinergate story to me seems like it’s hard to swallow.”

“If this does not go to the FBI … will he be giving his constituents and his opponents the shaft?”

Kudos Mr. Oxycontin.

Obligatory Anthony Weiner rant of the week

The Duckman — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 18:19:07 +0000

Taking it to the Republicans for their outrageous hatred of NPR, our favorite Rep, Anthony Weiner, lays it down. Kudos to you Anthony! NPR sucks. If we don’t defund NPR, who will? Don’t let the Nazis, socialist, communist, freedom hating, drug loving, puppy killing radio network win.

Anthony Weiner and Megyn Kelly fight again

The Duckman — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 18:35:44 +0000

We got nothing today. Absolutely nothing. Every is busy as shit. So just watch our favorite Congressman get into a pissing match with our least favorite Fox News blonde. Everyone loses.

Anthony Weiner trying to be funniest (D, Jew) in Congress

Chicky — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:09:21 +0000

(Don’t watch after 1:00, it gets even more boringly political)

Our favorite Jewish New York politician does it again. Is Al Franken watching this? He can’t be pleased that a New York Jew is upstaging him on C-Span, the most watched television network on cable.