Anthony Weiner is an internet sexual prowler. Not content to ruining his career twice, he’s a man with an addiction and a need to prove that he’s reformed (until, ya know, the next time).
He’s smart, if by smart you mean creepy. Instead of keeping his online affairs to Facebook or Twitter, he also used….FORMSPRING?
Who uses Formspring any more, besides for 16 year old girls who need to be catty towards eachother, and/or sad lonely 16 year old boys who have crushes on previously said 16 year old girls?
Formspring Q #1:
Wanna see my weiner? No? TOO LATE.
Q #2: Wanna have sex in my Chicago Condo?
Q #3: Wanna win the NYC mayoral election? Yeah? You should probably apologize then.
I don’t know about you, but if this is true I’m definitely voting for Weiner. Nothing I like more than a politician who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to be overtly sexual on the internet. C’mon, it’s 2013, and some people still haven’t heard of SnapChat.
Is it weird that I’m now wondering why a couple pictures of my penis aren’t on the internet? I wonder if my Mom has any pictures of me in the bathtub as a baby….
We got the first Carlos Danger campaign ad.