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Dear G-d woman, I still want to HATE YOU and you’re making it incredibly, ridiculously, impossible to do so. How do you do it? Are you reading my mind? Are you Big Brother? That might not be possible.

Joanna Newsom

Recently, Joanna Newsom appeared in something yet again adorable, a hangout sesh in a closet with a lad named Mike O’ Brien who chats it out with cool famous people like Auntie Ellen DeGeneres, Jack Macbrayer, and Amy Poehler. I’m stoked.

And if it weren’t for my interested in her, I wouldn’t have thought of it. Thanks Joanna.

This Mike goy is awesome. Lil Newsom is adorable. Mazel tov, Andy. I might stop sending you threatening e-mails if she keeps this cuteness up. Maybe.

Probably not.

Well, that’s it. Bring on the chinese food, and a visit from Ben and Jerry. A-Samberg has gone and done got pre-hitched. I’ve acquired  my sack cloth, my ashes and am ready to do it Mordechai style.  I mean like, not “do it”like the sex. Like mourning. Though some do get pleasure from being sad and disappointed but probably not the sexual kind. I mean I don’t know. Loss of Samberg is making me rambley. Also coffee and lack of anything actually interesting to write.

don’t know who this Joanna Newsom is, but I’m not impressed. Even though she has been pushing to play the harp since she was 5. And even though she went on a spirit animal quest as a teenager and makes fun of herself for it in a self-deprecating way. And freaking  even though she did some vocals in the theme song of The Muppets. Thanks Wikipedia.

Who am I kidding? She’s adorable. Sickeningly so. I can’t handle it.

Joanna Newsom

Stop smiling you precious minxy nymphlet

Well you know what they say, if you love someone, you must write obsessive love poetry until they change their mind and never, ever give up or let it go.

The Lonely Island have done it again! Another music video, this time making fun of the phrase ‘Yolo’. It’s got the original Lonely Islanders, and also includes Adam Levine and Kendrick Lamar. I’m gonna enjoy this for a day, and then never listen to it again because everyone will be singing it. Especially at Hillel (sorry, but college Jews LOVE Lonely Island).

It’s perfect for the hypochondriac inside of all of us.

Oh Rashida Jones. Self-deprecatingly stealing my heart. So down to earth. Is this how all celebrities act? Of course not. Because Rashida is perfect.

She stars with Andy Samberg in a new movie which makes me wish they actually became intimate and had a nice Jewish child together. If I can’t have Rashida, atleast let some other really Jewwy looking dude take my place. That seems like fair compensation.

Ugh. Samberg cut his hair and now he just looks dreamy and masculine. Intellectual with those owl-frame glasses, too. JILF.