HepCat Reviews: We Take Care of Our Own
It’s a fucking shame that in this day and age Bruce Springsteen still plays concerts until 2:00 AM while younger bands call it quits at 11. The Boss has been onstage for nearly…
Why every Jew secretely wishes they celebrated Xmas
Hipster Tree: Jay-Z Star at the top + G.I. Joe action figure from childhood nostalgia Can we all take away our religious morality for a second? The guilt that acts as a defensive…
You’re fat. With a ph.
DISCLAIMER: I don’t hate fat people, just fat America. So please. Stop the hate mail, it’s breaking my bubbe’s heart. Oh rabble, rabble, rabble, Americans are giant fatasses. Bla bla bla. It’s a…
Old Jewish man complains of old Jew York
Woody Allen, there are certain things you are supposed to say if you want to be the next Jerry Lee Lewis. This is one of them: Allen hit out at American cinema saying…
O Canada: America's Jewish Pal
This year, the Olympics are in Vancouver. Which, as you might recall, is also in Canada. Americans and Canadians often have a hard time relating, although there’s no real discernible difference between the…
I'll American Your Apparel
So I did it the other day. I never thought I would gain the courage to do it. The grande cajones, if you will. It took me two years but I finally bought…
