Alamo Drafthouse (Austin TX) makes Princess Bride wine, appeals to our nostalgia
Alamo Drafthouse, the somewhat pretentious movie theater in Austin, Texas that throws people out for texting, is adding a new wine to our cultural lexicon. Well not Alamo Drafthouse is adding a special…
I always knew I was a champion drinker because I’m Manorexic
The manorexic’s preferred beer of choice. Science is usually bullshit. Science rocks! Science recently told me that I am awesome because I don’t exercise, don’t eat, and smoke like a chimney. How so?…
Dogs that drink Vodka agree: Xmas is quality, Hannukah is cheap
People are angry, calling this billboard anti-Semitic. And I ‘get’ what they are saying. But they are totally missing the IRONY of this billboard. There are dogs! And they are wearing silly hats!…
Let Palestine Become a State Already
The other week I learned that the last bastion of liberal Jewish hope, the lobbyists called J-Street, came out against unilateral Palestinian statehood. Their wonderful one-sided bullshit logic was that The West Bank…
All Hipsters should buy Hipstir swizzle sticks
These are hipstirs. Invented by some hipster artist as a means of adding a double layer of irony to his everyday ironic lifestyle. Made by a dude named Matthew Hoffman, I can only…
This is why Microbrews are better than everything
Yeah, Breckenridge Brewery. Keeping the little guy funny, quirky, and interesting. Making fun of the bigger breweries like Coors and their moronically funny ‘blue mountains = cold’ beer. Mocking all of the Americans…
PBR Needs to Make Breakfast Beer
What is a hipster to drink in the morning? OJ is cliche. Coffee is too ambitious. Bloody Marys by the gallon cause great ennui. Breakfast beer is the only solution. PBR, brewers of…
I hope you are as drunk as this Rabbi 24/7
There is a Purim tradition to get trashed. This Hassid is doing just that. But do you think stepping on a collapsible table is going to throw off his groove? Fuck no. He…
Free HJ Tee to the person who buys me this beer
Barack Obama, our second hipster president (first blipster prez) is no stranger to the hipster lifestyle. And when he’s not drinking PBR, he drinks only the finest, hand-crafted microbrews that the world has…
