Urban Outfitters is trying way too hard to attract the alt crowd
Save $$$$ for booze. Pretty much less. Closer to free. Huge sale sign: The advertising geniuses behind Urban Outfitters.
Best Coast, Wavves Make Guitar Center Christmas Ad
Indie power couple Wavves and Best Coast made a song for Guitar Center. I mean Target. I mean OMG SELLOUTZ
Hipster Alert! Another Band Sells Out
You know how I gave M83 a favorable review a couple of weeks back? Well, I heard “Midnight City” being used in a Victoria’s Secret tv ad. So I take it all back….
When Facebook micro-advertises
Who do I blame for stereotyping me; Facebook or Pepsi? Either way, I’m not voting for another fucking holocaust museum. Those things are so depressing. And tolerance museums are over-rated. Why can’t Pepsi…
I’m on a Blimp
Hipster Jew needs a blimp. It’s more underground than a scooter and they make for spectacular crashes. Leer jets are so cliché and slowly circling sporting events advertising products (Preparation H anyone?) is…
Awesome Wiffleball Pitcher
This pitcher is amazing. So amazing that I can’t wait for it to be revealed as a viral ad for Nike or Gatorade or whoever makes those shitty plastic yellow bats. Goddamn I…
Orbit commercial is the future of advertising
Donald Draper on Mad Men couldn’t think up of something this great. After the Adidas commercial parodying Star Wars with Snoop Dogg, I am impressed with the way companies are going about advertising…
Car companies looking for Alts
Everyone is trying to buy into the Yuppie market. Apparently Yuppies are the shit. Apparently Edward Sharpe is the shit too. And apparently now even American companies are buying into Yuppies too. Once…
VW shamelessly calls out hipsters
Shit. I was just about to go out and buy a VolksWagen. But then I realized I’m a no-good conforming Creed-listening toolbag. VW, why do you gotta front? Do hipsters have super powers?…
Movie Breakdown: What do they call a quarterpounder in Israel?
This is why I like foreign countries (and in this case Israel). If you tried to air this commercial in the U.S. there would be a torrent of lawsuits. But somehow, parodying Pulp…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
