Super Mario porn parody parodies Super Mario porn parody….

Chicky —  02/16/2011 —  Comments

I know that porn parodies are common. There was that miserable Simpsons one which raped my childhood. There was Nailin Palin. And there was even an 80s version of this, done by the great man himself, Ron Jeremy. It was called Super Hornio Bros. Hilarious, I know. And I know this ‘Hustler’ video Princess Peach’s Pipe is fake. But on a very totally serious note, I feel that all the new parody does is take classic porn ‘plots’ and reuse them for Mario. Just look at the two side by side and judge for yourself.

Now I’m going to explain all the obvious inaccuracies. Not just to prove my Mario knowledge is superior, but also to brag about how much better I am at Super Mario Bros 1-3 than The Duckman and Dov.

1) A plumber coming to the door? They did that in The Big Lebowski, dude.
2) Why the hell is there a MLK Jr poster in the background?
3) Pizza delivery guy? Redressed plumber plot.
4) How does Princess Daisy not have coins to pay for a pizza? You run a god-damned kindgom for christ’s sake.
5) Okay, 3 extra points for the ‘Luigi is stupid’ joke. Somebody played Paper Mario for Wii.
6) 5 extra points for adding in that ol’ date-raper “Dr.” Mario.
7) Where did they get those Mario costumes? Awesome.

// buzzfeed

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