The Guilt Trip may be the most Jewish looking movie ever. EVER. Kiss my ass, The Ten Commandments. See you in hell, The Hebrew Hammer. This is the type of movie that no nice Jewish boy should see. If it doesn’t give you terrible flashbacks of your childhood, it will certainly make you feel guilty for never calling your mother. WHY DON’T YOU CALL HER?!? SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, YOU PUTZ!!!
I’m not saying this movie will be bad, because it looks pretty funny for your classic road trip movie turning into ridiculous (and possibly hilarious) situational comedy. I’m just worried that YOU DON’T RESPECT YOUR MOTHER. DO YOU EVEN LOVE HER!?!?
It’s coming out during the Xmas season. SO that when you’re at the movies, with that Chinese food you snuck in you cheap schmuck, you can remember that on Xmas you don’t have a single fucking excuse to not call your mother. Just say ‘hey’.
