Please be respectful of our Caledonia neighbors by:… not talking about annoying hipster topics or who you fucked last night. You shouldn’t do that anyhow, but our neighbors actually can hear you. //sfist
A coffee shop in San Francisco, called Four Barrel, posted a horrible note on their wall banning all annoying hipster topics. Considering no one actually knows what a hipster topic is, I have to assume this means you have to sit in silence and twiddle your thumbs. Then again, twiddling your thumbs is something people in the 60′s did. So maybe that’s considered annoying and hipster if it makes a loud enough noise? Gah. This is too complicated. What about sports? Sports aren’t hipster. Then again, Hockey is only loved by 4% of Americans. So that’s pretty underground. So maybe I can yell about Sidney Crosby, but I can’t whisper to someone about the ways I store and handle vinyl records? #selfhate
Gawker posted a beautiful list of things you might be able to talk about, and what you should avoid. Is it missing anything?
Mike Niemeyer
08/30/2012
You’ll have to go underground to discuss Kurt Vonnegut tattoos and Mustaches That Our Named Ironic.
(Note: I like Kurt Vonnegut and mustaches. End of note.)