I’ve found the mecca of my HJ life up in this London bitch. If you ever find yourself deciding to use your trust fund for travel, you should definitely come and scope it out. This jawn is called the Camera Cafe and it is located right by the British Museum if you should choose to look at some art stolen from Egypt, then head over for a bit of coffee and nice sandwich.
Do not be fooled by the white olds. Focus more on the lad to the right sipping his organic coffee.
There are various reasons this place is so friendly to those of the hipster variety. One of these reasons is the musical instruments hanging on the wall that you are completely free to take down and begin playing. Want to impress the ladiez or gentz with your impressive ability to play Free Bird? Here’s your chance.
Another reason is all the super schmany camera equipment all up in this jawn. For that hipster out there who loves using his/her DSLR, this is the place to stare at the various lens’ that you can NOT afford. Instead, spend the money on something more practical. Like beer.
In conclusion, I would like to claim this land, Camera Cafe, as Hipster Jew’s and rename it “New Hipsterjewtopia”. Because I’m all about colonization these days.