It’s so hard to be a Haredi Orthodox Rabbi these days. You have heathens like Sarah Silverman parading themselves around talking about… sex… and other dirty things! Oh lord! Praise Hashem they don’t have a tv to watch other terrible things like Sesame Street!
Anyways, a Jewish cowboy, Rabbi Yaakov Rosenblatt took his issues with Sarah Silverman to the Jewish Press. Because God Damnit does he have issues with Sarah. Like…
- What are jokes?
- How dare she not have children!
- She promised to get married when gays could get married. Well… Some gays can get married!
- And you must be lonely to go into politics
Honestly, I thought the entire article was just a terrible, misogynistic way to try to hook up with Sarah Silverman, even calling her a dirty potty mouthed girl. I get it. It’s a total turn on. But this op-ed was just terribly written. So I angrily read the comments section to see who else was as pissed off as I was, in the name of Sarah Silverman and logical, legitimate opinions. And who do I see? Sarah Silverman’s dad defending the Silverman name.
Hey Rabbi Idiot: Is your wife allowed to go to a minion or sit at the front if a bus or choose between abortion or birth. Take your false god and shove god up your judgmental ass. Check your wonderful bible and learn about your cruel god from a book you believe in literally.
Hey asshole: Daughter #1 is a rabbi. Not by your standards. She’s reform. How dare she, a lowly woman think god wants her to be a rabbi, created from a mere rib. Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name. Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I’m sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don’t do that. You don’t fuck with my family.