Recently, Bazillionaire Jew Sheldon Adelson has told America that he will donate $100 Million bucks to the Mitt Romney campaign to defeat Barack Obama. Like all good racist old Jews, Adelson HATES the Muslim Nazi Socialist Obama. At least thats what I gather from all the emails my Grandma sends me…
Well Sarah Silverman is sick of all these Bazillionaire Republicans giving money to Romney. So she has made a proposition. Give the $100 Million to Obama and she will scissor with Adelson while wearing a bikini. I’m not sure how any straight man can turn this down. This is Sarah Silverman we are talking about. Hell, I’d go gay just to go straight again for Sarah Silverman. Do the right thing, Adelson. Give the girl the money. Enjoy the best 5 minutes of your life.
James F
07/16/2012
The line at the beginning of the video is a lie. So far Obama has raised $255mil while Romney has raised $121mil.
The Duckman
07/16/2012
She was probably talking about the past month
James F
07/17/2012
Yes, Romney has out-raised Obama in the last two months. It’s really more misinformation than a lie. There are facts there, they are just misrepresented.
Alex - Resident Goy Writer
07/17/2012
“Viewer Discretion Advised” is a lie? I’m gonna show this to every toddler I know.
Also: forest, trees.
James F
07/17/2012
Total lie. Not a single nip or even a cameltoe in the whole thing.
As for the “forest, trees”. That phrase is generally used to say that someone is missing the big picture (forest) by focusing on the small stuff (trees). This is really the opposite. Yes, you can say that Romney has raised more money than Obama in the last two months. That is a tree. However, the forest shows that Obama has raised over twice the amount of money that Romney has. He has also therefore naturally outspent Romney by a similar ratio.
Not really saying anything for or against either candidate with this, just that the numbers do not support anything implying that Obama is up against the odds with this or against strong opposition with more money. He is the favorite for good reason and it makes sense that he’d raise more money.
Mike Niemeyer
08/01/2012
Do more reports on Colbert. He is a friend of Israel.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/312100/june-09-2010/formidable-opponent—michael-oren