Subscribe!

Puppets Explain the Hipster Evolution

It begins with cavemen, like all things begin. Then Socrates took up the helm. Then, somehow thousands of years went by before beatniks came about in the 1950s to take up the Hipster mantra. From Dylan (a supposed Beatnik?) came the hippies.

And it goes on, and on. Sometimes I snickered. Sometimes I had a shit-eating grin on my face because I am totally not like one of these Hipsters at all. Sure I’ve got glasses. And I think know I’m better than everyone else. But I didn’t ruin PBR. You can’t ruin a really shitty beer that already tastes like ass.

I guess my point is this:

“These days it’s more trendy to complain about hipsters than it is to be a hipster” - siricus

I hope a new trend comes soon because this trend is way to repetitive and unoriginal. Good trends are never repetitive or unoriginal. Never. Repetitive. Or unoriginal.

About author
Co-Owner/Editor of Hipsterjew.com. Comedian. Collector of souls. Sometimes my mom comments on my posts. See if you can figure out which one she is! (Hint: The one who tells me be to nicer and worries about my well-being.) Follow @chickywink
Submit your comment

Please enter your name

Your name is required

Please enter a valid email address

An email address is required

Please enter your message

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 28 other subscribers

Hipster Jew © 2013 All Rights Reserved

Designed by WPSHOWER

Powered by WordPress

%d bloggers like this: