Puny, Ineffectual Hurricane Scares Nobody.

Hurricane Isaac, excuse me, he’s going by Yitzhak these days, is getting everybody in the rest of the country all bent out of shape. Katrina Anniversary, potential devestation, blaw blaw blaw.

Now, I don’t own a television, so I don’t really have any idea of what’s going on, weather-wise; but we stocked up on important necessities:

For Dark & Stormies

And of course the essentials:

Deli meats, an array of fine cheeses, some artisanal Louisiana brews, and beaucoup de vin, ya’heard?

Forreal though, hurricanes mean several things down here: Binge drinking, sweating your ass off, no facebook :(((((((((…aaaand of course the probability of minor property/asset damage and other serious types of words.

So in case shit gets real:


Come and get it, looters!

Wish us luck, y’all-
<3 MM