Despite Uncle Woody’s past transgressions, we at the ol’ HJ still love him lots. How can we not? He’s the best damn Jew there is.
However, not everyone agrees with us: namely, Woody’s son Ronan and ex-wife Mia Farrow. Ronan, rightfully so, has some daddy issues and was not really feeling the Father’s day love so he got up on the Twatter and acted like a twat with his tweet.
In case you’re index finger has stopped functioning and you can’t click links, the twitter conversation that occured was as follows:
Ronan Farrow: Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law’s day.
Mia Farrow: Boom RT @RonanFarrow: Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law’s day.
I get it buddy. It sucks when you’re dad leaves your mom for your sister. It’s weird. I mean I don’t GET IT get it. No one in my family is that creepy. But, then again, no one in my family is Woody Allen. Ronan, you’re a cool smart guy who cares about the world, you went to Yale. But as a cool smart guy, try to leave your domestic disputes off Twitter. Though you’re a very funny baby genius, you still sound like a dick when you insult your family to the world wide web. And Mia, you’re a grownass woman. Boom? Are you in a rap group? Grow up.
But maybe I’m just being hypersensitive about my Woody. Heheh. Heh.