Fuck man. Thora Birch. I’d hate to be her. And I know. Because if my life works out like Steve Buscemi’s in Ghost World, Im going to end up fucking her.
How awful is it that your porn star dad gets you fired from your off-Broadway play? Yeah, the guy from Deep Throat. Yeah him. Have you ever wondered what its like to have your father star in the biggest porno ever? Thats worse than having your mom drop you off at every kegger you ever go to.
^^^ Thora Birch ^^^ Me
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Our dignity
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.