Overpriced Headphones for Hepcats Create Deafness Epidemic

I have uncovered a nefarious plot.

Sol Republic, purveyor of exorbitantly priced headphones, has released a pair of headphones. For cats.

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Readers, I obviously don’t need to spell out who Sol Republic is pandering to. (It’s us.)
But seriously, we need to think about the innocent young pussycats who are going to be affected by the slovenly hipness of their respective owners.
Other than declaring their own petty consumerism, they are also RUINING THE HEARING OF THEIR CATS OMG.

And I will not stand for it.

For more information on the signs and symptoms of cat deafness visit http://cats.about.com/cs/healthissues/p/hearingloss.html