Orthodox Israeli Teen Girls Love (Frum?) Porn

Chicky —  06/19/2012 —  Comments

I tried to find a picture of religious Jewish girls…but the Haredim have evidently banned them all from the internet.

Orthodox teen girls love the smut. Well…in Israel they do. They can’t get enough of it. 30% of them watch it, as opposed to only 15% of secular girls. They hear it. They breathe it. Which means that 30% of them will one day grow up to become freaky deaky in the sack. Because, you see, it turns out sexual education needs to be taught to these poor girls. When they get all their questions answered on the internet, they find themselves in a black hole of sexual kinks they never knew existed. Also; frum porn. Maybe they need to be taught about sex not in uncomfortable metaphors that I just made up, like a boy’s ‘Kosher dill pickle‘ and a girl’s ‘apricot hammentaschen‘?

“It seems that because religious girls feel that it is forbidden, they want it more than the secular girls,” Efrati observed.

Ah yes, everyone knows the age-old ‘I want it because my bearded Rabbis tell me I can’t have it – or the internet – and besides I’m not really sure what a ‘schmeckel’ is anyway.’

Efrati, a former yeshiva homeroom teacher and counselor, points out the gap between how religious educators believe that they address the issue of sexuality and what really takes place. “When I met with one of the respondents, a high school student in a national-religious school, I asked if the rabbi who taught him to discuss sexuality with the students,” Efrati recalls. “The student said no. Later, I met the rabbi, and without telling him about the meeting with the student, I asked if he discussed the subject with his students. Surprisingly, he answered ‘all the time.’”

Later, the student was all like, “Wait. My Rabbi? Dear God no I wouldn’t want to talk to him about sex. Ew. Gross. Why the hell would you ask me that you creep?!?”.

What do you think the percentages are of Jewish girls in this country watching porn? I know that the Bible Belt loves their porn, so I can’t say that people who claim to be religious are hiding their dirty internet habits.

On a side note, I’ve used the ‘forbidden fruit’ strategy throughout my dating career to pick up ‘the ladies’. Oh, what’s that? You want my body and you think I’m sexxxy? Sorry. I’m taken. Maybe if you make an ass out of yourself and buy me lots of free beer I’ll talk to you. #iwishiwasballer

//Ynet

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