Old Jew Larry David tells Young Jews to vote

This is insulting. Do you think young people are that gullible to vote? Larry David kvetches to us, and you think we just automatically listen? Nay. We will not vote because an old Jewish man tells us to. Old Jewish men love to vote, and old Jewish men are usually wrong. So why should we trust Larry David? If Larry David was smart he’d threaten to cancel the next season of Curb unless young people voted. That’d make people get off their drunk asses and vote drunkenly.