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NYC Celebrity Jew Power Couple Alert

Lena Dunham may or may be dating Jack Antonoff, of the annoyingly popular band Fun., which means you can never date her. Unless you are in a mildly popular band that people think are ‘indie’, whatever that means, but plays Top 40 hits (see: Arcade Fire, The Black Keys, The White Stripes), you wont be able to date Dunham. But I doubt you really care.

I’ve already gotten over it. And there’s no point wondering what their kids will look like. They’re gonna break up before they get married, because nobody cool or socially awkward has kids before the age of 32. Lena Dunham has a solution. It’s call a shmashmortion.

Now imagine them in bed. How does that make you feel?

Well I’ve already seen Dunham naked, so….that seems kind of hot, actually.

Dunham and Antonoff. 2012 NYC Celebrity Jew couple.

//Gawker

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