Nick Offerman, the Burt Reynolds of our generation, has convinced many a young man to keep their scraggly upper-lip food trap this November. Some of you, however, may be feeling a bit self conscious by your minimal testosterone. Do NOT give up! We believe in you. Nick Offerman believes in you.
Your mustache will get better. It WILL get fuller. You’re no dirty Hipster in my book.
Thank you Nick Offerman. I’ve always bad about my weak mustache. Now, I feel like I can go on.
Make sure you watch this video any time you decide to grow a spectacular Hipster mustache and you feel like your mustache can’t go on.