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Newseek answers the age-old question: What if God was one of us?

Posted by Chicky on 04/03/2012 in Goyish, Literature · 0 Comments

“If God had a face, what would it be? Would he wear sandals? Or Toms and pearl-button shirts?
Yeah, Yeah, God is good.
Yeah, Yeah, God is a Hipster.
Yeah, Yeah, Newsweek is bullshit.
What if print news was dead? Would they make a Hipster Jesus? I prefer the Jesus riding a T-Rex.
Calling his loved ones on the phone.
Just trying to make his way home.”

// Hipster Jews for Hipster Jesus anyone?

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