My mom sent me coupons in the mail. Does your mom ever do that for you? Probably not.
She even spent the 48 cents or something on postage. She just wants to make sure I eat healthy and am a well-fed…
Wait a second. Cereal, nutella, chex mix, brownie mix…
God damnit.
My mom knows the truth.
I’m always high. Especially now. Why else would she send me a coupon goodie bag for munchies?
Now if only my local health-obsessed local, organic food coop carried any of these foods, I’d be set. Atleast there’s always Rite Aide.
Old Geezer
09/13/2012
/they don;t print coupons for fresh fruits and vegetables, or for Tofurky. So what do you want her to send you? Nu???