Nick Offerman the man with the golden mustache.
Movember is almost upon us. If you are a forward thinking person, you will incorporate a mustache into your terrible Halloween costume. Sexy mustachioed nurse? Mario? Bill Murray from Rushmore?
The choicest are endless. November is the best.
Here’s a picture of my imagined beard, if I wanted to lose my job and scare off all the Shebrews even more than usual.