When you have a group of horribly tortured old ladies, what’s the best way to boost their moral? I honestly don’t know considering I’m not a GILF hunter, but in Israel they decided that a beauty pageant is the perfect idea for 14 Holocaust survivors. Apparently only 10% of this pageant was based off of looks. I’m not sure how to rate an old lady on their looks, but is it wrong I want to see the list of rejects? Hm… What better way to give respect to these wonderful women for their stories and life achievements by crowning one “the one that overcame the most with the most interesting story.” Yes. Who suffered more and overcame more than anyone else during the holocaust? Because really, this matters to us all. Donald Trump is smiling from his desk.
I wasn’t asked to be a judge but my vote will always go to Anne Frank. Surviving isn’t everything. And we read her freakin’ diary. It’s the least we can her.
// Gawker. Whom should have titled their article “Israel’s ‘Miss Holocaust Survivor’ Beauty Pageant Raises Eyebrows And PANTS!”